Itinerarium Maraudentium Confessions/Gossip

1978 SUPERLATIVES

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:54:05 +0100

PROFESSORS

Hottest Professor

Professor Blakewood

Ugliest Professor

Professor Slughorn

Best Professor

Professor McGonagall

GROUP CATEGORIES

Cutest Couple

Frank Longbottom and Alice Jamestone

Most Likely to Become a Couple After Graduation (3-way tie)

Amycus Carrow and Ophelia Blaire

Frank Longbottom and Alice Jamestone

George Carlisle and Alecto Carrow

Most Unexpected Couple

Amycus Carrow and Marlene McKinnon

Best Couple That Should Be (tie)

Frank Longbottom and Alice Jamestone

Xenophilius Lovegood and Cassandra Whitbury

Best Friends

James Potter and Sirius Black

Worst Enemies

James Potter and Severus Snape

Best Siblings

Amycus and Alecto Carrow

GRYFFINDOR - GIRLS Daisy Hookum Clumsiest Funniest Most Fun to...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:42:53 +0100

GRYFFINDOR - GIRLS

Daisy Hookum

Clumsiest

Funniest

Most Fun to be Around

Lily Evans

Best Hair

Most Intelligent

Smartest

Lorelei D’Vello

Sexiest Girl Alive

Most Likely to be a Trophy Wife

Best Legs

Marlene McKinnon

Most Talented

Best Smile

Best Laugh

GRYFFINDOR - BOYS Frank Longbottom Funniest Funniest Drunk Best...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:37:43 +0100

GRYFFINDOR - BOYS

Frank Longbottom

Funniest

Funniest Drunk

Best Partier

James Potter

Most Likely to be Famous

Prude of the Year

Biggest Ego

Peter Pettigrew

Most Likely to Fail

Most Awkward

Worst Dressed

Remus Lupin

Most Trustworthy

Most Intelligent

Most Likely to Become a Professor

Sirius Black

Best Hair

Hogwarts’ Don Juan

Most Rebellious

Theon Peverell

Biggest Flirt

Most Popular

Class Clown

SLYTHERIN - GIRLS Alecto Carrow Most Sadistic Most Likely to be...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:30:25 +0100

SLYTHERIN - GIRLS

Alecto Carrow

Most Sadistic

Most Likely to be Arrested/End Up in Azkaban

Worst Attitude

Bellatrix Black

Biggest Bitch

Worst Dressed

Worst Laugh

Emma Vanity

Best Shag

Unluckiest

Most Masochistic

Iliana Mormont

Prettiest Eyes

Best Newcomer

Biggest Party Animal

Ophelia Blaire

Prettiest Girl Alive

Most Popular

Best Dressed

SLYTHERIN - BOYS Amycus Carrow Most Likely to Get Set on...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:18:06 +0100

SLYTHERIN - BOYS

Amycus Carrow

Most Likely to Get Set on Fire

Sexiest Man Alive

Biggest Drunk

Barty Crouch Jr

Most Untrustworthy

Worst Smile

Lone Wolf

Evan Rosier

Best Dressed

Best Kisser

Sloppiest Drunk

George Carlisle

Biggest Douchebag

Biggest BAMF

Cockiest

Lucius Malfoy

Most Likely to be a Bag-Lady

Best Bum

Least Athletic

Rabastan Lestrange

Most Outspoken

Best Physique

Most Likely to Own Fifty Cats

Rodolphus Lestrange

Most Likely to Have Ten Children

Most Loyal

Most Family-Oriented

Severus Snape

Worst Hair

Most Likely to be Mistaken for a Troll

Worst Kisser

RAVENCLAW Alice Jamestone Most Likely to Spend the Rest of Her...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:09:59 +0100

RAVENCLAW

Alice Jamestone

Most Likely to Spend the Rest of Her Life With Baked Goods

Kindest

Most Comforting

Cassandra Whitbury

Biggest Stoner

Most Artistic

Weirdest

Rita Skeeter

Most Annoying

Biggest Gossip Whore

Biggest Suck-Up

Xenophilius Lovegood

Most Annoying

Weirdest

Most Enthusiastic

HUFFLEPUFF Amelia Bones Worst Hair Most Dramatic Most...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:05:58 +0100

HUFFLEPUFF

Amelia Bones

Worst Hair

Most Dramatic

Most Argumentative

Edgar Bones

Best Athlete

Most Likely to Become Minister of Magic

Best Attitude (tie)

Ethan Farro

Most Gullible

Most Likely to be Unknown

Best Attitude (tie)

Grace Felicia

Biggest Bookworm

Quietest

Most Likely to Succeed

Ted Tonks

Most Likely to Get Fat After Twenty Years

Most Likely to be Friends With a Muggle

Most Humble

The superlatives will be posted shortly.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:56:00 +0100

So, lovelies, now that all of you have enjoyed insulting one another or kissing each other’s arses with superlative votes, it is time for me to reveal who falls where.

The announcements will be divided into several categories (by house and gender, except when there are under 7 students to a house), with the couple/sibling/friend categories to follow.

Try not to cry too hard.

xoxo,

Lady G

Don't forget to vote, lovelies!

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:37:18 +0100

Don't forget to vote, lovelies!:

The longer you wait, the more inclined I am to say something embarrassing about you. Now, just to refresh:

there’s a list of 32 graduating students and a list of professors
it is recommended that you fill each category so that the voting is as fair as possible
each student gets 3 superlatives each
the professor categories all have the word ‘professor’ in them so they’re clear
some categories say (m/f), and as it says underneath, you write both a girl’s name and a boy’s name in the box
some categories include two people (couples, friends, etc), and, as it says underneath them, these don’t count toward either person’s 3 superlatives
you are supposed to vote for your own characters, too, b/c there’s an exact amount of categories so that each character gets 3 votes

Now go get voting!

Hogwarts Class of 1978 Superlatives

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:00:23 +0100

Hello, lovelies.

The end of your school year is approaching, and it’s quite a shame, because that means more of you will disperse, and I will have to find a new boring crowd to talk about find flaws with. But that really won’t be tricky in the least.

No matter. Before you leave this institution, all of the seventh years have to graduate. You might not know what that entails, so I shall tell you very kindly. Only I’m going to skip all of the useless and boring parts.

It means you get to bitch about each other. By that I mean: you get to assign superlatives!

Now listen closely to the rules, or I will have to publish all of the scandalous photographs I have of everyone. Each student is going to get three superlatives. So make sure that, unless otherwise marked, each blank space is filled with one person’s name, and that their name appears three times. We should try to make it at least somewhat fair for the boring people, shouldn’t we? I have even been so kind as to provide a list of everyone to help. There are 32 graduating students to choose from.

Beyond that, there are several categories pertaining to groups of people. In case you are too dumb to read the notes underneath each of those questions (as I know you are), those categories do not count toward the three superlatives for either person.

There are several categories that have both a male and a female nominee, and for those, just as it says, you are to write two names in the space provided. Those do, obviously, count toward the three superlatives. Don’t be stupid and mess it up, lovelies.

If you cannot figure out that the ones that mention professors should be answered with the name of a professor (again, a list is so generously provided by yours truly), then I am going to flunk you myself.

Now, get voting. All votes must be in by Thursday evening.

~~OOC: Our lovely admins have granted me permission to use these tags. :)~~

Oi!

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:23:04 +0100

It’s no secret I don’t like any of you, and so I have no issue calling each and every one of you out on your faults. So, lovelies, make sure you submit superlative categories! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then be glad I’m caring enough to redirect you here.

Get on it, dearies.

Announcement

Sun, 26 May 2013 15:23:32 +0100

Hello lovelies,

For the end of the year, I thought it would be ever so fun to make all of you feel terrible about yourselves. So what we’re going to do, is make superlatives. Each person is going to get a superlative (“prettiest” “worst at Quidditch” whatever you want), so please start brainstorming some superlatives or categories and sending them to me. Once I have enough, I will open nominations to everyone. The deadline for sending in superlatives before the nomination process is May 31st. So start sending in your superlative ideas!

And don’t worry, I will make sure to keep bothering you about this.

xoxo,

Lady G

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:50:31 +0100

thebestcarrow:

I’m not scared of anything. Especially not some stupid boy.

And which boy was that?

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:43:12 +0100

thebestcarrow:

Why would I want to say his name?

Why are you too scared to do so?

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:41:12 +0100

thebestcarrow:

No pretty much everyone thinks you’re pathetic and I hate to break this to you but nothing that person who’s not Vanity does is interesting.

Looks like little Lecy is harboring some animosity. Let it all out, honey. Actually saying the boy’s name might help.

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:35:00 +0100

thebestcarrow:

It’s only interesting if her head is severed off. It’s not like people care about her.

I’m the judge of what’s interesting, and this is mildly so. Don’t be daft, Carrow, some people clearly still pine after her. I care about neither of them, but such events provide something of substance in my day.

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:24:12 +0100

There is no shortage of people in this castle who it would be advisable not to run into while they are angry, if at all. But, not everyone likes to play it safe, and even those who want to can’t always manage.

Hogwarts’ Healer-in-Hiding poked her head out today, only to have it nearly severed off by Mr. Carlisle. The reasonings for the torture are unknown at the moment, but anyone who has so much as breathed the air the boy has knows that he’s too cruel to cross.

Whether Emma Rae angered him or just stepped too close is uncertain, though I very much look forward to witnessing any drama that may follow. Since she wasn’t killed, I feel no shame in saying that I’m happy things were finally shook up in this place for once.

Never leave me without entertainment, lovelies.

Blast: Boringbottom Not So Boring?

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:48:57 +0100

Ugh, finally. This boy needs serious drama in order to not be a snooze.

Even now he’s still about to put me to sleep.

Since his latest girlfriend has pulled an Amelia and gone MIA, Frank’s been seen spending a lot of his time with our little Raven recently. After their reported dancing in the past and cuddle by the bonfire while she was still with McAvs, this isn’t too surprising.

The news of more dances shared between the two of them isn’t shocking, either.

Now we just get to sit and watch the fallout, hoping something riveting will come of it.

Can’t tango your way out of trouble forever, dearies.

Blast: Rosy est Tres Heureux

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:45:53 +0100

Mr. Rosier has reclaimed his love of French things.

So basically he’s shagging Emma Rae again.

When oh when do people ever learn that once a cheater means always a cheater, and that you shouldn’t hang around with those who ruin your life?

Hopefully never. The more drama the better.

Spotted: Lecty Learns to Avoid Some Angst

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:43:31 +0100

One of the more notorious brooders at Hogwarts is apparently reformed.

Everyone knows that Amycus has become a lovesick puppy who appears to be emotional over every little thing, and now it looks like Alecto might want to try it out herself.

Why she’s been less moody than usual is something I would like to know if it’s interesting enough. I’m going to guess that either she finally discovered her secret love for knitting or that she had a really good shag. Or, you know, her fingers now have the skills of a god.