Blast: Bonesy Doesn’t Know How to Wear a Mask

I shall take this as another rare occasion to actually quote a source:

Apparently pyscho ex girlfriend Amelia misses Remus so much that pretending to be him is her new vice. Hiding behind a mask, so her identity is unknown, and bringing up chat about his penis to his current girlfriend isn’t exactly dinner time talk. It didn’t take long for everyone to figure out it was her, causing her to snap back angrily and storm out of the forest.

Looks like Bonesy’s digging herself a deeper whole every day. Honey, just because you’re dressed like a bunny, doesn’t mean we can’t see right past that little cottontail. Loopy might think you’re a bitch - and for good reason - but he wouldn’t waste the time he spends with his girlfriend whining about you. Face it, miss Amelia, you’re not constantly the center of attention, and as long as you keep up this self-pity act, no one’s ever going to want you to be.

Snapping at Hookums isn’t going to get you into anyone’s good graces, so try not to strain yourself too much as you run in circles. Remember, the dog never got its tail, and neither will the badger.

shared 11 months ago on July/14/2012.