Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

thebestcarrow:

I’m not scared of anything. Especially not some stupid boy. 

And which boy was that?

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

thebestcarrow:

Why would I want to say his name? 

Why are you too scared to do so?

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

thebestcarrow:

No pretty much everyone thinks you’re pathetic and I hate to break this to you but nothing that person who’s not Vanity does is interesting. 

Looks like little Lecy is harboring some animosity. Let it all out, honey. Actually saying the boy’s name might help.

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

thebestcarrow:

It’s only interesting if her head is severed off. It’s not like people care about her. 

I’m the judge of what’s interesting, and this is mildly so. Don’t be daft, Carrow, some people clearly still pine after her. I care about neither of them, but such events provide something of substance in my day.

Blast: Vanity Finds Out What Happens When Carly Runs With Scissors

There is no shortage of people in this castle who it would be advisable not to run into while they are angry, if at all. But, not everyone likes to play it safe, and even those who want to can’t always manage.

Hogwarts’ Healer-in-Hiding poked her head out today, only to have it nearly severed off by Mr. Carlisle. The reasonings for the torture are unknown at the moment, but anyone who has so much as breathed the air the boy has knows that he’s too cruel to cross.

Whether Emma Rae angered him or just stepped too close is uncertain, though I very much look forward to witnessing any drama that may follow. Since she wasn’t killed, I feel no shame in saying that I’m happy things were finally shook up in this place for once.

Never leave me without entertainment, lovelies.

Blast: Boringbottom Not So Boring?

Ugh, finally. This boy needs serious drama in order to not be a snooze.

Even now he’s still about to put me to sleep.

Since his latest girlfriend has pulled an Amelia and gone MIA, Frank’s been seen spending a lot of his time with our little Raven recently. After their reported dancing in the past and cuddle by the bonfire while she was still with McAvs, this isn’t too surprising.

The news of more dances shared between the two of them isn’t shocking, either.

Now we just get to sit and watch the fallout, hoping something riveting will come of it.

Can’t tango your way out of trouble forever, dearies.

Blast: Rosy est Tres Heureux

Mr. Rosier has reclaimed his love of French things.

So basically he’s shagging Emma Rae again.

When oh when do people ever learn that once a cheater means always a cheater, and that you shouldn’t hang around with those who ruin your life?

Hopefully never. The more drama the better.

Spotted: Lecty Learns to Avoid Some Angst

One of the more notorious brooders at Hogwarts is apparently reformed.

Everyone knows that Amycus has become a lovesick puppy who appears to be emotional over every little thing, and now it looks like Alecto might want to try it out herself.

Why she’s been less moody than usual is something I would like to know if it’s interesting enough. I’m going to guess that either she finally discovered her secret love for knitting or that she had a really good shag. Or, you know, her fingers now have the skills of a god.

Blast: Hookums A Cruel Father

Looks like Daisy abandoned Loopy in all of his pregnant glory.

Why the two called things off is unclear, though I suspect it probably has to do with the strains that budding motherhood were taking on Remus.

Maybe they’ll patch things up when there are twins that need feeding, or maybe Hookums will progress in life, never looking back at Loopy and the bassinets he’ll soon be rocking at night.

Blast: Fells Over Her Man Drama

Little Ms. Felicia ended up choosing the bravest counterpart in her triangle of admirers. Not the ‘puffs, but the Gryffindor.

The lucky man - or, depending on how you look at this loss of bachelordom, perhaps not so lucky man - is none other than Theon Peverell.

Let’s see if these two last and how long it takes him to get into her knickers.

Hopefully things at least avoid putting me to sleep immediately.